You are going to have a good weekend. The kind of weekend that everyone should have. I'm going to give you a nice, fun, normal weekend even if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it. :)
You seem to always have relationship troubles. It must be so hard to have to deal with it all the time. Why can't you have a guy that is their when you want him, but folds up for easy purse storage when you don't. One day I hope you find a guy that doesn't have the emotional maturity of a pop-tart..
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts Now I need you to open your mind
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis We are going to explore into your mind Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo?Hippity ga-ga boo-boo Psych, I'm kidding
I just wanted to see if you're still listenin
Nope I didn't even read it until the end your weird
You're droolin, you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
That's funny because I'm constantly chewing gum.
Do you like sparkling or still water?
Still
YOU ARE UNACCEPTABLE. IM REPORTING YOU AS A HARASSER PERSON. PLEASE CLEANSE YOUR SOUL WITH HOLY WATER.
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Are you polysexual?
No I'm straight idek what that is
Are you bisexual?
No??
hey!
Hi
Whose your bf
Cam Paule obviously ahaha
Post a picture of the weather where you are!
It's so pretty
I know you wont answer this but sometimes, when I'm bored, I get wrapped up in a sleeping bag and lather butter all over myself and slide around the kitchen floor pretending I'm a slug
Lololol
F U and ur baby shoes!
Baby shoes what are those
I would cut you out in little stars, So that you will make the face of heaven so fine That all the world will be in love with night...
Awhhh
Gibe de poosi
???
Pap from behind?
No?
kik?
Ali_bloomquist
Love you babe! go out with me
I gotta bf
My anaconda don't want none unless you got BUNS hun