After results
*Relatives enter home*
Mom:ye itni subha subha ko Kya karne aye hai?
Me: Aa gaye meri maut ka tamasha dekhne!
Second chance
Because people aren't always what you want them to be.
Sometimes they disappoint you or let you down, but you give them chance first. You just can't meet someone and expect them to be you're looking for and then be angry when they're not every hope aspirations you projected onto them.
At college
Boys:OMG, She is so hot
Girls:OMG, He is so cute
Me:bencho kal exam hai?
Yevdha pan zhadavar nako chadvus ga🙈🙈btw tysm!❤
Bhai ka bday hai ❤🎉🎆🎊🎇
I was born in my birthday. I'm human. And I don't tell this everyone ,but I'm naked under my clothes.
❤
