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went on your likes but by answers to have a liitle look(not a paedo) and you said i have a nice heart! aww

Cait
I KNOW IM SO CUTE. omg look at the cat video someone sent me you paedofile?

fucked ur mum last night i flicked her bean she screamed and her flaps slapped me in the face

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describe your look colour height and stuff

errmm idk
blondey browny reddy gingery hair-litterally my hair is like a rainbow
green eyes and ginge eyebrows boii
sorta short, i dont think im fat since people call me anorexic(':
pale legs in winter, fairly tanned arms i guess
thats itt.
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HOW MANY PIECES OF LEGO CAN YOU SHOVE UP YOUR BUM HOLEY

I already answered this i shall just copy and paste the answer;
HOW MANY PIECES OF LEGO CAN YOU SHOVE UP YOUR BUM HOLEY
lemme check okay?... one.... two... three....four....... fifty eight... one hundred and eight.. one hundred and nine! ONE HUNDRED AND NINE! how bout you dear?
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what do u do in the shower?

MY SHOWER LIFE STORY;
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
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me: where the fuck is my towel.

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What is the quality you most like in a woman?

um, as a friend hmm when there boyish and can laugh with me and we can take the piss out of each other without getting offended..

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