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if you think you're walking out of my life then you've got another thing coming, because in the time that we've been together, I have come to depend on you, and lean on you.

Cool

Two newly weds turn up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite, the receptionist asks 'do you have reservations?' The bride answers 'Yes, I won't take it up the arse'!

K

When I come in, I always go... I'm coming through the door, I always go "Alright, darling" Which is a greeting as I walk past the door. So it's a friendly

Hahahaha

I don't know, I don't know. But I quite like the idea of it. Because I'm odd, you're different, that's not a bad double. Between us we should be able to do something.

U don't know me

I invented zero tolerance, I wouldn't stand for any nonsense whatever - ever. Ever ever ever. I was always in trouble with the law for being heavy-handed. Always. But I couldn't care less about that.

Dude nobody cares

Because I never knew whether you existed or not, you see, and somebody gave me the address and I thought, well if he doesn't exist, shall I send round some of my lads with strong sicilian accents to speak with him?

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