That I thought my cat was a calico when in fact she’s a Maine coon

Giraffes have purple tongues😛

*know

Dont have anything to ask

you spelled know wrong

If a man pees on a pregnancy test and it turns out positive, he probably has cancer.

Do you .......... Do not grow hair on the heels? :"D

i am taken

I’m a robot beep boop

You spelled know wrong. Also, something you may not know is that psychologists say that when you dream about someone they are dreaming about you.