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Idea of the day!

none

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Have you ever been madly jealous? What did you do?

LOL yes. Well, kill 'em with kindness. LOLz

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Senyor Komikado! Well, bilib sana ako kay Eric Villarama, but turns out he's a complete jerk. Yet, I'm curious... why blame Donita Rose?

I don't care about their marital woes, but since Donita is a public figure ba naman, siyempre, everyone who watches MTV must be concerned. Remember, when you say Donita Rose, you mean MTV VJ. In other words, ROCKSTAR iyan siya during her prime. Just imagine, ang laki pa naman ng kita niya kada commercial... and yet, when she got married, everything dwindled. At kasama pa ang career niya dun.

Of course, she should be blamed. Sayang ang beauty tsaka iyung fame, hindi pa nagmana sa kanya ang anak niya, tsaka where did the money go? OK so to speak, two theories regarding Gary Estrada:

1.) Donita's mom hated Gary Estrada because of religion
2.) Donita failed to convince Gary to convert to Born Again Christianity

Being Christian could be poisonous, esp. to families that practice strict religiosity. Kaya nga tama si Karl Marx eh, "Religion is the opium of the masses."

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What blogs do you follow?

None, but definitely my two loyal blogger friends haha. :D

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Komi, define "American junk."

Slutlena Whoremess (Selena Gomez) and Flunkyana Grande (Ariana Grande).

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May nag-delete ng tanong sayo.

ONGA EH

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How much are you ready to pay for a T-shirt?

Hmmm... are you asking me the intensity of my emotions or the price/amount?

Alright:

1.) Depends
2.) Depends on the quality :p

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Does what they say about your zodiacal sign generally match your personality?

Huh?

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Which Christmas song freaks you out the most?

JOY TO THE WORLD

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Have you ever counted the calories in what you eat?

Nope. Why should I?

Ampayat ko kaya, anoh? Kahit anong workout ang gawin ko, wetpu lang ang lumalaki sakin, noh!

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Tama nga ako, pareho kayong abnormal ni thomas carandang

LOL! Bully ka pala, eh. Kung abnormal kami, eh mas lalo nang AB Normal ang logic mo!

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Do you judge people based on their knowledge of grammar?

To be honest, no. Who am I to judge someone based on their grammatical errors?

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KOMIKADO! Sinong mas pogi, si Mongolian Cutie o si Zax Wang ng 5566?

Eh siyempre si Mongolian Cutie hehehe.

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Komi... sa tingin niyo ba deserving maging viral si Mongolian Cutie? Parang walang pumapansin sa kanya?

Haha... hindi siya relatable kasi eh.

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Komi... papano naging bayani si Ninoy? Sa totoo lang po, DEHINS SIYA BAYANI!

Well, ang buong pamilyang Aquino-Cojuangco, o mga anak tsaka apo sa tuhod nila Servillano Aquino tsaka Ysidra Cojuangco, sila ang mga LAPASTANGAN sa soberanong Pilipino.

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Gwapo ba si Rico Yan!?

NAKO OO NAMAN!

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KAMAKUDI! Este, KAMIKUDA! Kami ang mga Dilawang nagsasamba sa mga berdugong CBCP tsaka mga matitino't disenteng mga Dilawang matatalino't may academic achievements pa! Bwahahahaha!!!

Inom lang kayo ng antibiotic na anti-jaundice. xD

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Continue with a rhyme: "I was sitting on a chair…"

eating spotty bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!

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Lahat ba ng mga umi-idolo sa mga untipunong Dilawan ay mga bobo??? At bakit?

Hindi naman lahat... may mga iba, nabulag lang sa katotohanan. You know, the elites could buy history and shit, once they're victors.

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To be honest, do you hate self-righteous, egocentric alpha males?

Haha yes.

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What's the best way to apologize?

TBH, it's changing your behaviour. If you don't change your behaviour, who will believe you?

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What will you choose, Agot Isidro or Mocha Uson? And Why?

None of the above. Why, do they do research first?

Agot is a judgmental thespian who does not do research, while Mocha is a die-hard Duterte fanatic who simply agrees with the president without questioning him.

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Which fictional character would you date?

Of course, I would date Lili of Tekken!

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Komikado! Sinong mas gwapo sa inyong dalawa, ikaw o si Mongolian cutie? At bakit?

Dehins ko masasagot iyan.

Iba kasi ang perspektiba ng tao. Eh kung may gusto kay MC, ta's iyung iba, sakin napupunta ang hanga, eh iyun na iyon!

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Ano tingin niyo sa sarili niyo, Filipino o Hapones, at bakit?

Gan'to lang iyan. Hapones ako sa anyo, ngunit dahil SENYOR Komikado naman ako't hindi naman si Atty. Komikado ang nakikita ninyo, eh siyempre pusong Pinoy na ako.

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