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What makes you feel like a boss?

Well the first thing I do is..
Talk to corporate
Approve memos
Lead a workshop
Remember birthdays
Direct work-flow
My own bathroom
Micro-manage
Promote synergy
Hit on Deborah
Get rejected
Swallow sadness
Send some faxes
Call a sex line
Cry deeply
Demand a refund
Eat a bagel
Harassment Lawsuit
No Promotion
5th of vodka
Shit on Deborah's desk
Buy a gun
In my mouth
"Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!"
Pussy out
Puke on Deborah's desk
Jump out the windows
Suck a dude's dick
Score some coke
Crash my car
Suck my own dick
Eat some chicken strips
Chop my balls off
Black out in the sewer
Meet a giant fish
Fuck his brains out
Turn into a jet
Bomb the Russians
Crash into the Sun
Now I'm dead

Imitate me you fuck

Daniel Pirie
I can't do everything or my ask will get flagged for child pornography. But here:
*Is racist*
*Like actually so fucking racist*
*Wins nobel prize for most racist*
*Is Scottish*
*Goes home and plays his bagpipes*
Yeah so theres this cunt in soccer...
*Always a different cunt in soccer*
*Farts bagpipes*
*Would fuck Francesco Totti*
*Would fuck half of the euro football players*
I love my dog
My dog is the best
*Sends me the funniest pictures*
My dick is 2 feet... from the ground.
*Texts his scottish friends like a dyslexic with Parkinson's*
*Calls Morgan a slut*
*Calls me a Slut*
Oi Tip o' thee mornin' im fookin' scuttish (Or something like that)
*Sucks Katie's dick*
*Always eats ham-dick sandwiches for lunch*
*Does nothing but soccer*
Oi what the fuck is wrong with you?
*Has so many things wrong with him*
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*Cooks like a gem ♡*
*Cheats on me*
*Posts scat on my ask*
*Has the most bipolar relationship with Katie*
*Has a scottish accent*
*Gets all the dick in English because of it*
*Makes so many racist jokes*
Yeah this one time in Scotland.... [Insert some crazy fantasy shenanigan here]
*Did I mention he texts his scottish friends with slang made up by a kindergartener with down syndrome?*
Yeah thats about it sorry if you're disappointed.

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