that was perfect bb (':

MORE APPRECIATIVE THAN JAELYN. Thanks bbg
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Imitate me bb(;

*Puts my headphones down her pants*
I've only fucked like everyone 3 times
*Raises her eyebrows at me*
*Makes kissy faces at me*
*Stares at me*
Saoirse is a whore
Jaelyn is a slut
*Bites her tongue*
Can I have your answers?
I'll give you 3 whole sex for them.
*Wheels half the school, Jaelyn wheels the other half*
*Can't make a cleavage shot*
*Is an easy target for one*
*I'll give you sex for my imitation*
*I don't do her imitation*
*Has eyelashes long enough to stab someone*
*Doesn't talk to me enough for a good Impersonation*
*Knows good pickup lines when she sees them*
*Is a cocaine addict*
*I ask her where her Uggs are made*
*She folds them over to check and keeps them folded*
Im starting a new trend
*Hated by Pryde*
*Moans during English like wtf no that wasnt me*
Done, hope you liked it sorry if you didn't.

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Date me?

You must be pretty desperate if you're asking me
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Give it to me Austin (;

Locked your phone for 2 hours
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#biggestdoucheiknow

Im honoured to have made that accomplishment
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Fuck you're hot

ikr sick flow and everything
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I want you so bad

Well I want a nutella milkshake we dont all get what we want
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Would you ever have sex this year?

No I have condoms in my room because the dollar store was out of balloons

Are you gay?

No
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why are you such a douchebag

Hereditary
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Does rape count?
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Do my imitation .. right noww

jae
Boohoohoo :p
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Imitate me!

jae
Haha alright this is gonna be terrible
*Squeaks*
*Actually squeaks so much*
My voice isn't THAT high...
*Gets tasered and squeaks*
Omg Saoirse's a whore
You look like a hipster
*Wheels everyone*
*Four-wheel drive*
*18-wheel drive*
*Goes to cuba albino as fuck*
*Comes back as Snooki*
*Teaches 7 yearolds in taekwondo*
*Gets loaded on caffiene while doing it*
*Has 7 year olds as short as her*
*Always has her tongue out*
*Slaps me*
That was so fun!
*^Is Sadistic^*
*Buys coffee at McDonalds*
*Drinks mine*
*Wants me to have her imitation done in 2 minutes*
Ommmg
Do my imitation right noww
*Doesn't talk to me enough for me to do a good imitation*
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#wheels

what

p.s youve never shared your coffee with me

I was on the topic of Jaelyn when I said 'her'. Jeez Saoirse learn English

imitate me

This is a bad idea
*Doesn't reply to my texts*
Omg get off my tumblr!!
*Asks her friends who told me her tumblr*
*I talk with someone*
Omg Date
Date
Date
Im not a hipster
*Is a hipster*
Aweeh!
*Doesnt know English*
Whaaat?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*Always laughs in caps*
Omg I cant twerk
Do I have a nice ass?
*Easily tasered*
Roode
*Bothers me for answers*
Please can I have your answers?
*Scared of having her picture taken*
*Doesn't have fingerprints*
*Cant unlock her phone that way*
*Never comes to school*
*imitates me poorly*
Im albino as fuck
Jaelyn's a whore
*I share my coffee with her and Brooke*
Wow so many stds
Thats it I guess idk I could do more but im lazy.
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What is the most important thing to know?

You only live once duh
swag

#deep

#kinky

How do you like to start your morning?

By going to sleep until 6pm

kidding, B+ bruh

Why the hell was there a weird Japanese thing when I answered before wtf

How quickly have you fallen in and out of love?

I will never see Nutella the same way again...

What would you like to see mankind achieve within your lifetime?

Space travel or worldwide legalization of marajuana, both are equally important.

Do I know you? (;

Cheeky :p
Way to avoid a rate

What do you think Ask.fm has, that no other site has?

Thirsty questions

If your life were a movie, what would be the title?

Backdoor Sluts 9

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