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If you and Amber ever broke up, what's some things you would want her next boyfriend to know?

well, first off, she'll tell you not to spend money on her but do it anyway, and she'll want to pay you back because she thinks she don't deserve it, even though she really does. compliment her a ton because she deserves them, and she'll not agree with you but secretly inside, she loves them. she loves to be salty to other people, so be salty with her and you'll have the best conversation ever. 😅 always talk to her when you're on FaceTime with her, show her a lot of attention. she tends to get sad sometimes and not even know why, but trust me, just be there for her. don't let her go to bed sad because if you do, she'll be sad the next couple of days. listen to what she says because she's looking out for you're best interests. she loves starbursts, so get her big bags of them, and give her plenty of hugs because she also loves hugs. Kurt Cobain is her husband, and she'll talk about him a lot, and it's so cute. just sit and listen and you'll learn so much about him just from her. her favorite song is Polly, her favorite color is red, the first song she learned on guitar was Plush, she loves taco bells, and fried chicken, and chicken in general. she don't like ketchup, but she does like mustard. she'll compare herself to other girls and say they're better looking even though they aren't, this is where you'll want to begin complimenting her, and making her realize she don't need to do that. when she gets tired, her voice gets high pitched and it's so cute, you'll fall in love with it. and her laugh is just so amazing. she'll always give 100% in the relationship, even when things get rough. she'll always love you and she'll never lose faith in you. when she says you better change your attitude you better listen to her, because she'll knock you the fuck out. oh, chocolate milk is one of her favorite drinks, along with sweet tea, so but her plenty of both. but honestly, I don't see why any other boy would need to know any of this, because I don't see me and her breaking up at all, because we can get through anything together. I could keep going on and on and on, but I'm not going to because the rest of the cute things about her is for me to know and for the rest of you to always wonder.

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Happy without Anber?

actually, not really. I've done absolutely nothing but just lay around in bed the past 2 days. I have no motivation to get out of bed, I have no reason to look forward to each day, I lost the only person who could actually make me feel good and make want to be a better, nicer person. When I went and got my stuff from her house, I cried on the way there, when she went in to get my stuff, when I was leaving her house, and on my way back home afterwards. So, in short, no I'm not happy, I'm actually quiet sad. Also, her name is Amber, not Anber.

Mood?

people need to know what morales are, and that marriage isn't just about making love and having kids, it's about legally being able to call that person your partner, it's about swearing to God and everybody that you will love that person until death does you part, no matter what happens to you two. it's about spending the rest of your life with the person you love. it's about waking up every morning to that person and falling asleep next to them, no matter if you're both men or women or you're a straight couple. if you're somebody who think marriage is about having kids and making love then you need to rethink and if you think it's "morally wrong" that gays and lesbians can't be married because it's against the bible, a book that was written to basically lay out how people should decide right and wrong around 3,500 years ago or so, then you need to stop and look, times are changing and you have to learn to adapt to the times and learn that what used to be consider wrong, might not be wrong now.

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Not to be mean. I'm just curious. Why do you love Amber? What makes you love her?

I love her because she's amazing. she's beautiful, her personality is the absolute best, I can honestly see a future with her, I can see marrying her. she's just so perfect. I love how when she gets sleepy, she talks cute, and does the most absolutely adorable puppy dog face. when she laughs, she tends to laugh so hard she snorts, and when she wakes up in the mornings i can't help but love her messy bed hair. when I'm with her she makes me realize why I made decision I ever made before her, because if I hadn't made these decisions then I would've never got the chance to be with her, I'm so thankful for her, I'm so blessed to have her. she's absolutely perfect. I love the fact that I can tell her anything and not be judged about it. I love the fact that I've had things happen to me and she still looks at me like I'm perfect. I love how when I'm sad she holds me, I love how she lets me fall asleep with my head on her lap when I've only had like 4 hours of sleep. I love when she gets mad because she's absolutely adorable. I love her hair, her face, her smile, her eyes, her neck, her tummy, her arms, her elbows, her knees, her feet, her hands, her nose, her forehead, her cheeks, her ears, her shoulders, her toes, her fingers, her forearms, her thighs, her calves, her hamstrings, her hips, her booty, pretty much every fucking thing about her, and I just want to thank Cheyenne and Brian Byrge for creating the most beautiful girl in the world and for giving me the opportunity to call her mine, and I promise I'll never do anything to hurt her. I love you Amber Michelle Byrge.

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Mood?

to the person who sent amber a question saying "kills yourself" you can honestly rot in hell. how about you come off fucking anon and say something to me instead of being a fucking bitch. how about you fucking quit being a little fucking bitch. telling somebody to kill theirselves is fucking awful, and if you say that to anybody, you are a waste of fucking space, and don't deserve to live. you can fucking die for all me, and probably everybody else cares. so, if you read this, you can come off anon and say something to me, so i can come to your house and personally knock your fucking teeth down your throat, and watch you choke on them.

Is there a story behind your profile picture? What is it?

well, it all started when I woke up at 8 in the morning. I step outside to only find that my house has somehow been moved to the jungle while I was sleeping. so, with my dragging my house behind me I fought tigers, mokeys, apes, all kinds of jungle creatures until I reached the mountain, I threw my house over the mountain and continued to hike my way across the mountain where I fought mountain lions, bears, and yetis. I then threw my house across the peninsula and swam fighting off sharks and giant squids. when I finally, got my house to its original location, I sat in my bed, and decided to snap a photo of myself to commemorate a long hard journey, and that is how my profile picture came about.

Your girl has a nice ass

yeah. I know. 🙊 I grab it quite often, but you're probably the same person asking Christian these questions. and if you are then you need to get a life, because honestly, you're not gonna steal nobody's girl because you won't even come off anon to say things like that. because you know every guy you say this to can probably kick your ass. so, you find enjoyment in hiding behind your phone talking trash because you're too big of a pussy to say it to our face or even reveal yourself. so, you can keep touching yourself behind the phone. as far as I'm concerned, you're just a punk ass bitch ass nigga. you're not gonna steal anybody's girl, you're not gonna do shit, so quit talking the talk if you can't walk the walk buddy.

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