A dog licked me earlier so I kissed it on the nose. It was really cute. We had a moment.
I don't think of myself as pretty, but thanks. :) Who is this?
Vagina. Who says I'm not gonna name my kid that?
I obviously am if I'm answering this question.
No.
I'm not. I'm actually very far from it.
It's almost 3 here. Why are you?