Ask @Bandwhoreforever:

What will the future be like?

My future... hmmm.....
-year 2033-
-expectation-
Driving home after a long day of work in my Lamborghini with the suicide doors... Drive into my neighborhood with some old rap on.. *They see me rollin, they hatin!* I roll up into my drive way, you know, one of those big fancy ones that they have that loops in a circle. I don't even have to open my door. The guy who parks cars (Jeffery) does it for me. I get out, hand Louis my bag, and walk inside my humorous mansion to the smell of a biiiggg dinner. I walk into the dining room to my fabulous, sexy husband, and my 2 beautiful kids. We have a lovely dinner, get changed into our bathing suits and go for a swim in our backyard, which is right beside the ocean. We're having the best time a family could have. After swimming I go upstairs to take a shower in my bathroom made out of gold bricks. I step out, and am dried by an automatic dryer & then clothed with some really expensive, luxurious pajamas. I go downstairs to my husband waiting for cuddles on the couch. I fall asleep in his arms. I wished my life would stay in that exact moment forever!
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-year 2033-
-Reality-
*Wakes up to cops.* "We're sorry ma'am... Your being convicted from your cardboard box. Your in dept of 1.7million dollars.. This is only worth two. We're going to have to confiscate everything you own inside the box as well... such as your can of expired corn."

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Darby boobdonald?

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THANK YOU ANON, FOR MAKNG THE MOST AMAZING QUESTION COME TO LIFE! :')
&& yes. Exactly who I was thinking of.

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