Did you dream about me last night?
I dreamt of you ..we had a house together it was soooo nice until all of your friends magically appeared...and I ended up kicking all of you out..I don't want to share my bed with anyone but you ..
😂😂wtf....those don't sound on like friends....
Because nice guys wait. lol
Define nice guy? Because it doesn't matter how nice a person is, some ppl will not be into you no matter what you look like or how much money you have ... I had to learn this the hard way... Feeling are still hurt about it but it is what it is...
Which one's more mythical? The spider-possessed rodeo clowns or the loyal ride-or-die partner?
I can see a spider clown thing before I can a person that I actually like and could spend life with....
Up to two years, I shall wait.
Why?
Nothing's too extreme for you. I imagine if you had a loyal ride-or-die partner, you could be robbing banks, kidnapping presidents' daughters, and teaching turkeys to assassinate spider-possessed rodeo clowns.
You're talking about a mythical creature... Be realistic...
Miranda, armed with an automatic Tommy gun shows up outside his house. "You filthy motherphlucker!" she screamed, pumping the house with lead. There was no telling if she had hit him inside, but she was satisfied to have blown off some steam.
This is a bit extreme, don't you think?
I'm waiting for you to call me
Same
Are you closer to Goodie McTwoshoes or Madam Killy Stabahoe?
Neither, I'm a Miranda...
How are you doing my love?
I have no patience so not good...
If you're on ask at 3am you have no life. Agree or disagree?
You have no life if you're dead...
y u lookin at me
Why not?
Give me a time to meet
10:05.... You have 5 minutes
Miranda...
Can I help you?
If you had to pick one place in your town to bring a tourist, where would you go?
The exit ...
What would you do if a car just appeared in front of your house with a note that says your name and that it's a gift from an unknown person?
Call a tow truck because I already told him I don't want anything he has to offer.
Omg are you serious?? If you are talking to someone and really like them why in tf would you be sleeping with an entirely different person? This is already doomed because these questions should have already been asked way before hand... I don't get how ppl can be together but never talk about their relationship... Wtf??
Not someone but a group of people are trying to get rid of me.