ahh, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today mate, I was at the zoo and they said 'dont feed the animals' but i had this pack of peanuts, and i was like ah man that bear looks really hungry...
What is it?.... OH GOD! THE CALENDAR
On a scale of 1-10 how honest are you?
0
U CHEEKY CUNT YE? I'LL AVE U. MON THEN
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What was the last thing you got for free?
Nothings free?
U fockin wot fam?!
sorry what?
How do you prefer to be awakened up in the morning?
By the smell of a bacon sandwich mm
Instagram?
befbutler only just got it so i have 6 followers woo