I take myself aside and plaster my homie goods with a handful of boysenberry oil, smothering it all over me while I yell, 'mmmm boysenberry pie everyone!"
You're brilliant. Wow.
I'm still dripping with little girls, what am I like!
Oh I woz wondering who dis woz. And jus by coincidence he added me on fb jus before. Hmmm. Mark. I fink dat mark pre cool. But I fink he didn't Lyk me much at school. Jus got dat vibe. But I don't even know him rlly.
Sex on my wrist
That would b a nice tattoo.
Lul Abby Bredy
Abby Brady is not lul. She da gr8est
Lul ur hawt
Zif m8.
Do u lyk unicorns or concrete
Coloured ponies.
Yeah, luv it blu. Lookd gr8!!
Fanx bb Sew nice. ❤
You are so effing hilarious. I love you
Fanx bb. Love you too!!!!
Hahahahahahaha OMG not good business! I fucking love you!!
Hahahah. ❤
Who do you think is the most beautiful person in the World?