what never happens to you? I've not seen you in a while but always secretly liked you. We should go traveling together! Cure your boredom & if we get stuck for cash can always swap you for a camel! Haha jk obv, wouldnt do that to you?
Oh ok, I wish you'd tell me who you are! And yeah I definitely wanna leave this dump for a while, lets not go to Egypt tho haha!