I don't know, give me a fucking break dad.
Roasted? I don't fucking know. Give me a fucking break.
I don't watch football. That's just an old man with a hard hat to me.
No, although we have shared a bed and he tried to bum me, so put that on the records.
Right well I'm calling the police.
God knows what my role is. Some call me the Game Master, or 'virgin loser' to go with that. I'm very unappreciated, let me tell you that. I'm the funniest one there.
Is that an innuendo?
I'm not that British. Although I do love tea.
Depends if I'm jerkin my gerkin or not.
A stripper, probably.
Yes, no wait, no. I.. Is this a trick question?
I heard that too, from the man down the street that makes his living off a fruit stand.
You always think about me. That's very flattering.
Yes. Meny men. See what I did there? Of course you did.
Robman. A man that robs a pet store.. full of bats.
Django Unchained, or Inglorious Basterds.
A man urinating. If I take a snap he'll see and most likely give me aids.
My face. Then my testes. Probably a bad order.
Only got $20 in my pocket, ah ah am' hunting, looking for a come up, this is fucking awesome.
Thai, for.. You know.. Never mind.
Not morning, afternoon.
So will I. I've been doing sit ups lately, it better pay off.
I say flamboyant a lot. Does that count?