I don't even want to know.
I don't care because I just fixed a bug in my code and now I'm SO FRIGGIN EXCITED YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
I go by Nathaniel.
It's too expensive
Both. I like being driven around, and I also like food.
Admit it. Everybody likes fast food.
Hahaha sorry...? Lol jk thanks
Oh Charlotte, don't fickle his pickle!
Alright, but how many paragraphs is number seven?
Skydiving! *reality sets in* Wait, no...boring crap.
A walrus- tied up, fried, minced, and thrown into a pile of paralyzed people.
I ate an ostrich and it burped out chocolate gummy bears.
Glad to have someone looking out for me!
Only if your cow licks the milkman's butt
Yup. I don't wanna brag or anything, but I went in the deep end of the hotel pool ;)
No. I killed my psychologist, and the government got all nosy in the situation. He deserved it, guys! It was between us two and nobody else.
Like no joke, I am THE real slim shady.
The thought of getting older and naming my kid Urethra.
Like that time I was on the phone with you and I was looking for my phone and you said it was on my ear and I didn't believe you and started laughing? Yup.
I speak the truth...
Throw a guy off a building and see where he lands.
You know, I would usually do some sort of name combination with the teachers at our school. But I can't because all the teachers at our school are very different animals, so they can't breed. Their chromosomes wouldn't match up.
Sorry, I'll brush my teeth in the dishwasher next time.