Once I did a fart and no-one noticed. Which is an achievement for me.
Your mum.
Blame the muggle. If she's in a bad mood, I am. And she always is. Which is probably because her weave's too tight on her head.
Nah. Far too many horses 'round here.
There was this girl once that I met in the Hog's Head. She could go for hours... Don't remember her name though.
Yes. And they happen to be temperamental bitches. In every sense of the word.
I never said I was bored.