Is there anything you see that no one else notices?

Once I did a fart and no-one noticed. Which is an achievement for me.

Who let the dogs out?

Your mum.

Ain't you the biggest temperamental bitch of 'em all?

Blame the muggle. If she's in a bad mood, I am. And she always is. Which is probably because her weave's too tight on her head.

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Any witches you fancy? Or think are hot?

Nah. Far too many horses 'round here.

Who was your best fuck?

There was this girl once that I met in the Hog's Head. She could go for hours... Don't remember her name though.

Hi! You scare me but I'll ask you a question. Is there female werewolves?

Yes. And they happen to be temperamental bitches. In every sense of the word.
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How bored are you, Greyback?

I never said I was bored.