Sup brah, what have you done today or will do? Talk to me, we haven't talked. We gotta do lunch or something before we go our ways in college.

Hell yea man hit me up and lets do lunch or something. Today has been exciting so far. Woke up early, listened to the new Weeknd song, made a reaction vid on it (its pretty funny, you should watch), had lunch with some people, taught some kids how not to play smart soccer, about to take my car for an emissions test, but right now I am in my boxers in this super hot day singing/dancing/stripping to Belong to the World. Tonight I can finally go to the gym again after my dehydration scare (drinking 2 gallons a day now) so I am excited for that, its been a 3 day break. So yep that's my day so far and after reading all that if you still want to do lunch blow up my phone.

We should make sweet dirty sex together and recreate a Weeknd video.

If you would have mentioned installing a stripper pole in my room, diced pineapples, whipped cream, and hand cuffs than you would have hit my fantasy right on the head. Ok we have to do my fave song, The Morning, Lonely Star, or Loft Music (this is probly ideal cause ill be in the city). Haha this is one of my favorite q's.

Would you rather live in the mountains, or by the sea?

Sea, I was made for the seas, I am an islander. I arrived on this land of opportunity by the sea and the sea is my home. I love nautical clothing, boating is fun, and I rode a sailboat once and loved it. Mountains would be cool but I thrive in the warm climate and smell of oceans.

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Everyone knows your the typical good, nice, polite, and sweet guy but I don't care. I want to ruin you. I wan to destroy your morals, your code, I want you begging me to be done with you. I want to make you cry, I want to mess up your hair and rip your clothes. I'm going to destroy you

.........umm you wot m8?!?!? Lol I don't know if I should laugh or lock my doors now lol. Ummm I'd like to see you try
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Are you afraid to fly in airplanes?

No I love airplanes, and airports. I'm in the zone. Flying nowadays is amazing, whether its coach or first class flying is probably one of my favorite parts of a trip. I am biased cause I am like a diamond holder so I get access to admiral clubs and other airport lounges. Walking through ohare is awesome, LAX is hectic but cool. Only time I didn't enjoy an airplane ride was when I stopped over in Houston. So I only had 15 minutes to get to terminal B from terminal A and you have to take a train to get to B. I've been in Texas once prior and it is freakin hot. I'm in my raw denim jeans, button up shirt hauling ass to get to the train and then in the train it is humid as hell. I am dying, roasting in my sweat but I made it to terminal B. flight then got delayed so I went to the bathroom to switch into my shorts (travel pro tip, always bring a second outfit) and then all of a sudden the people force me to leave the bathroom cause of construction. So I have to go to the only other bathroom in terminal b. so I'm doing my business and all of a sudden the guy next to my stall starts puking his guts out. I leave, I'm sweaty, I drink, and I go back to my hate impatiently waiting. Instead of the usual people watch I just sat all sad and pissed off. And there was some nice people, the gates around me were bogota Columbia, Peru, Mexico, and I think Venezuela so there were probably some nice South American eye candy but at that point I just wanted to get out of there. So yeah that's my airplane rant

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best thing to have happened to you recently?

Hmm I've been riding a lot of good things recently. Free frolf disc from Shawn, spoon selfie from Shawn's girl lol, and I've been introduced to a lot of new good music (a lot, gracias Shakira!). The best thing to happen to me recently though is that I am going to the Philippines this winter break if all goes well. It's unfinished business, I've been there before but I was too young and not able to enjoy it to its full potential. Now, I am 18, a lil more mature and def more open to new things so I am ready to go Bourdain on the thousand islands and enjoy it. There's so many things I have on my to do list there am hopefully this is the beginning of my international journeys. The plain ride though, FUAAA 22 hours in a plane, but at least I go to ohare and narita airports, my faves. Ill probably be in company with corrupt politicians and CEOs but I can't control that. At least I can get a taste of the 1% lifestyle, albeit in a dainty country. Also stopping at Singapore and Hong Kong which I am really excited for. FUAAA Hong Kong looked amazing in pacific rim! So yeah going to be a cultural adventure and gastronomical foodgasm adventure. I can't wait.

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Hey man, I really like your clothing style and clothes, help me out before I go to college? Not a big budget but I just want your tips on building a wardrobe from ground zero. Thanks hehe

Haha thanks, that means a lot, glad people actually notice. So I am still constructing a stellar wardrobe but I have a little head start on you. No worries, well all make it. So small budget? Damn I really wish this wasn't anon so I could personally help you but I get it, open up if you want to, I'm here. And take my advice for what it is, this is all just my opinion. So let's start out on essentials. All your outfits will be with jeans rights now. I don't want to kill your brain with raw denim overload but look at the Urban Outfitters Tapered Raw Denim. It's a starter pair and served me well, I am about to semi-retire em but these'll last you daily wear. A bit expensive for jeans but all you need is one pair, that's the beauty of raw denim. Do some research on it for care and stuff. Underwear, hanes will be more than fine for boxer briefs and undershirts. Make sure your undershirts are v-neck so they won't peak out when wearing button up shirts or polos. Low budget? No better place than Uniqlo, very well priced point items and ultimate value. One thing that I like in fashion is minimalism. No outlandish, big, loud branding, just nice subtle or none at all will be perfect. Get a few solid button up shirts (The oxfords hnnng). Oxford Button up shirts are the ultimate swiss army knife in male clothing. Roll the sleeves up in the summer, sleeves down in the fall, and put a blazer over them if the situation calls for a more formal dress. Basic blank crew necks or v necks whichever you prefer should also be a staple. Pick neutral colors or colors that match your skin. I look good in black, white, blue, pink but look horrible in orange, green, and yellow. Have a lady friend help you on that one. Blank, solid hoodies, (although I have a wonderful all over print, but lets keep it minimal right now). Shorts, go for chino shorts, not cargo (slimmer sleeker all around better) and make sure they aren't too long. Shoes can break an outfit so right now just buy one really nice pair. Eventually you'll want a casual sneaker, trainer, casual, dressy, and boots. (I myself am on the hunt for the perfect boot and some nice dress shoes). Jacket, lol can't go wrong with a north face or pea coat. Pea coats are a tad bit overdone now so I am getting a nice parka for the winter. This should be perfect for now. Guys have it easier as we just need a few simple pieces to look good. Remember, it's all about fit, not to skinny not to large, find the perfect size. Thrift shops and clearance racks are your friend at this point and always try it on. Good luck bro

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What fruit do you eat the most often?

Mango, Bananas, and apples. My coworker showed me to put chili spice on some fruits and I haven't gone back since. Been downin fruits like a bawse.

Who are your enemies?

I strongly dislike Redditors, reds, Chelsea fans, telemarketers, KIA drivers, most Hyundai drivers, and Paula Deen. Those are my enemies lol.

What is your favorite way to spend some time alone?

Haha well there is many ways I can answer that but I'll keep it PG-13. I like to spend my solo time listening to music, MISCing and learning, going to the gym, and shopping. I cannot shop with guys, it is easily the most irritable thing in the world. Fuark, I like to take my time, I like to sift through racks I like to try stuff on I like to hit up a lot of places. I can't be trifled with no "Hurry up" "You dont have to try it on" "Yo lets go". I SHOP ALONE or with women (style advice for days). Gym, I don't like going with a group, too much distractions usually and only with my russian bear training partner. Listening to music alone is very soothing. Yeah it's important to always set aside alone time, give yourself a little break and just enjoy yourself. I'm not talking bout going Walden and pulling a Thoreau completely isolating yourself but def spend a day with yourself... (Not in that way, but if you like that, by all means)

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What perfume are you wearing today?

Creed Aventus for tonight. Perfect scent all around but it thrives in a cool/perfect summer night. Haha by far my favorite, it pulls compliments out of nowhere.

Who do you have a crush on rn?

I am not going to say my personal/reallife/emotional one, but I swear if you ask me through text/twitter/whatever I'll tell you the truth and all. Well my superficial crush right now is someone who followed me on instagram. "isquat350" woah, she followed me cause we're both MISCers and I was just stalking her photos and was like woah, heavenly blessed beauty divine spirit let me love you. Pre-dental at TUFTS university, talks to me in misc memes, loves good music, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, not a clubber, favors intelligence, wants to transform into a butterfly, loves nutella, Squats a lot, PRE DENTAL, amazing philosophy, Siricha lover, good cook, and overall a good person. She is a republican and has tattoos though, which are fine but I don't like her tattoos lol. Oh well not perfect but perfect for me, lol she is 23 though so I just mire from a distance and send her funny misc copy pastas. She likes em. Hnnnnnnngg

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What is your one major weekness?

Hmm well I know your "weekness" is spelling askfm. It's WEAKNESS. Anyways, my weakness is that I should be more assertive/vocal/abrasive.

haha sup brah?

Nothing much, doctor said I was not getting enough water so now I am drinking like 2 gallons a day and going to the bathroom every 30 minutes. Also can't lift for 3 days so I've just been on Misc and writing. Went to bikram yoga and a cycling class today, wanted to die but I made it. Then I frolfed, went to a family friends bbq after and then my car's battery died. Then I jumped it like the alpha man that I am and now I am excited to watch Pacific Rim. Been an amazing day so far save for the car malfunction.

When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got. Bored I guess? An

lol aware. Whaddup! a fellow MISCer has appeared. strong copy pasta. Zyzz is the king, Naso is the prince, forever rest in peace Zyzz son of Zues, father of aesthetics. Fuaaa every rep, every set, I do it in your honor.

Sup bro you got my damn croissant?

Nothing much and I don't think so??? Lmao I have no recollection of getting anyone a croissant? But hey I'm down to have croissants and coffee with a bro. Your paying btw

What is your dream travel destination?

Someone at orientation was talking to me about cool European trips and I said I wanted to visit Barcelona one day and she adamantly was saying no Sevilla is better. Her reasoning being that unlike in Barcelona they speak "normal" Spanish and not Catalan, Seville and Malaga had better marinas, and better architecture. Well I google imaged it and was in awe, fuaaa it looks amazing and fell in love. They also have bullfighting (which is really controversial but I would be remissed if I didn't take the opportunity to see it), apparently good pesca frito (fried fish hnnng), and the one thing that I desire most in this world, jamon iberico. My infatuation with this delicacy is from when I saw Bourdain eat it in his Spain episode. So going to Sevilla would also give me the opportunity for my dream meal of pata negra jamon paired with a nice red Jerez wine (Fuaa $1000 in my belly). Haha there would also be cheap eats cause of the many tapas places. So yep, Sevilla would be my dream travel destination. Beautiful beaches, amazing food, and some cool things to see.

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What was the last present you received?

A Breitling, love it so much.

There are like 150 other nursing majors and only 1 of you... hmmm our major doesn't require math but if my math is correct that is a problem......A big problem. How are you gonna solve this problem????

lol this question has me dying haha. Me!? Why is this my problem? haha. Fine, here is my solution. Hunger games type stuff. All of you select a weapon and disperse yourselves around Chicago neiborhoods and when I tweet "LET THE GAMES BEGIN" you start going Katniss on a chick and last person alive gets a cookie from my favorite bakery in Chicago, Dinkel's. Muahahahah I swear I am not a sadist, I just watched Hunger Games for like the first time and that's the only way this'll work. Either that or Gladiator Russel Crowe Style. Welcome, and happy Thirsty Games. May the odds be ever in your favor. District 12 baby, PEETA PEETA OH NOES PEETAAAA.

If you were to change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My calves fuaaa. No matter how much I train them with either raises, toe lifts, and weighted presses these freakin things won't grow. My quads are huge, thick, solid, joocy, mean, and my calves just look so out of place. Argh the struggle.

What was the last CD you bought?

Hahah some Franz Ferdinand cd back in like 5th grade, I haven't bought a physical CD since. Thank you internet.

If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?

I've always wanted to see the Egyptian pyramids but with the whole political turmoil thing going on there I am going to have to say no to that. South Africa looks pretty cool, chill in Cape Town, visit the museums and national parks. I think Port Elizabeth is also a nice spot. Either SA or pull a Teddy Roosevelt and go game hunting across Africa. Oh man, that would be a rush, no? Sport hunting (non endangered species of course) would be soo cool. Albeit I have never hunted in my life, could you imagine hanging out of a jeep going 40 mphs aiming at a hyena that was just terrorizing and innocent meerkat family and then bang. Hero. Fuaaaa

What are you waiting for?

Waiting for The Weeknd to release Kiss Land, Loyola, and I'm waiting for my Blackhawks jersey to come in.

What's the longest you've gone without accessing the internet?

2 weeks while in the Philippines. Was a very nice change, I wasn't a slave to social media and did a lot of cool stuff.

What was your first mobile phone?

Samsung flip phone in 6th grade

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