That phase where I don’t even care if my one foot is hanging off the end of bed. Come get me demons, I'm already in hell
If I tell you what happens, it won't happen.
I'm here to see everyone's Eid pictures
Attachment I tell you. It doesn't let you die peacefully+1 answer in: “Have you ever felt depressed or suicidal?”
We all have seen good day and bad days and there comes time when you feel like giving up on life but then, there is something that makes us keep going. Things like, I can't die before finishing this jar of mayonnaise (never waste food) or I can't die before watching season 3 of Jessica Jones+1 answer Read more
I got zero emotional coping skills to deal with any situation so I just laugh even if its serious
Good food and sleep
As often as goalkeeper scores goal
Just because he created six horcruxes and his soul shredded and he lost his nose, lips and had some modifications to his eyes and ears doesn't make him ugly
I wonder why people talk about brands, Bira and Simba both are same
It's like playing t20 match in test style
Because his mom said "CH3-O-CH3 idhar aaja"
Like every girl is a princess, either Diana or Hela?
Actually it should be lip brows
Keep waterproof hopes
Seriously? There are so many things to be disappointed about like uncooked mushrooms, duck out, a pizza with less cheese, a match delayed due to rain etcetera but definitely not this
Masti is inversely proportional to real happiness
Jab koi dp/bg change kare toh nice dp, nice bg bolna zaruri hai kya?
If you blow hooo out of mouth, cold air comes out. If you blow haaa, hot air comes out
People changing flags from Argentina to Portugal and now Brazil are the reason I have trust issues
Your interest is your interest, none of my interest
Jab fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck awaaz aati thi aur Shaktiman aata tha
Chill! Your failures are going to make your TED talk longer
When roommate says "Padh lo warna fail ho jaogi"