Ask @BigAmericanFatso:

(Just as a joke. A funny. Nothing more. You don't have to answer.) What is the pettiest thing to take after a breakup? The microwave? All the remotes? All the shoes? The cat? All the chairs? All the forks and spoons? What's your choice for laughs?

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Actually the pettiest would be to leave something rotting like a fish somewhere in the house that they’ll never find. They will never get the odor out

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