Get my fat, lazy, ass off the couch and get it. Duh. -_-
If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
If my religion allows me to Fuck a goat, I will.
If someone made a statue of you, what position would you choose?
Missionary. Idk. Add a ball gag XD
What is the root of all evil?
The fact that no one knows how birds have sex.
Best music service? Pandora, Soundcloud or Spotify?
Well I use Pandora. On my phone, on my computer. pretty much that's it unless I'm looking for a specific song. then I'd just use YouTube but spotify is fun
Who was the last person you said thank you to?
Jeff. I dont even know anyone named Jeff. But thank you Jeff.
What is the most important thing you need to do today?
Stop sitting in this towel and get dressed to go shovel.