If you found out a mirror in your house was a portal to your life but lived in a different way with different choices made, would you go through it knowing you could get trapped there?
We always have more time than we think, but never enough time to do everything we want. No one will ever eat at every restaurant in NYC, even if they eat at a new place for every meal for their entire life. There are just too many. For things like that, there is never enough time. For most other things, however, there is plenty of time to do those things, but often at the cost of the time we need to do nothing. Which is very important.
I was never really a drunk texter, but I am a Sleepy Jay texter. Especially now that I do not drink. When I get super sleepy, but can't fall asleep, I speak my mind in a way that can only be described as an articulate drunk. It has never backfired on me, though. Turns out the things I say to the people I say them to are fans of me saying those things, and they always reciprocate. I'm pretty fortunate in that way.The worst that I've received are always from women that at one time broke my heart. A few times a year I'll get a random message from someone I have not spoken to in years, telling me how much they've regretted what they did and that I'm "the one that got away." The first couple of times this happened, I was flattered. It has happened so much in the last decade, though, that I find it insulting.I did have one incident while in Korea where I got trashed on Jägermeister and cough medicine and then proceeded to call my girlfriend on her parent's home phone, at what was about 4am for them. It was the middle of the afternoon for me. No one answered, so I left a really long message on their answering machine rambling on about how wonderful she was and how much I loved her, while every few seconds saying something like, "Man, I'm so fucking drunk. I can't believe how fucked up I am right now." I then passed out and forgot it ever happened, that is until she emailed me letting me know that her parents had played the message back to her. I was mortified, as was she, but apparently her parents thought it was the most adorable thing ever. I'd never swore in front of them, and 90% of that message was me saying Fuck and Goddamn.That family really loved me.Here is a picture of me a few months after that incident, still in Korea, and completely trashed after a party in which I have a great story I'm going to save for another time.
I do not agree with it. It is missing several points and over-generalizing many issues that still effect both women and men (and all other gender identities.) It touches on no social issues, only legal ones. There is more to feminism than the SJW extremists on Tumblr, YouTube, and other media.I've shared this several times, and I'll share it several more. This is what feminism is actually about. It isn't about hating men, putting women above all others, or screaming at the top of your lungs about a straw patriarchy. It is about equality for all. Period.http://youtu.be/gkjW9PZBRfk
"Have faith in god and everything will be okay." That is horrible advice. Telling people to just do nothing and wait for things to get better, rather than telling them to work to make things better, is fucking bullshit.You can give advice using your faith while still advising people to try harder, but to say they don't have to do anything is ridiculous.
Where do you typically buy your phone cases from? If you don’t use a phone case, why don’t you?
Amazon. I buy most everything from Amazon.
Do you have a favorite insect?I like the praying mantis.
Orchid Mantis and Sunset Moth are both pretty fucking great, but I think the Bullet Ant is a badass.If spiders were insects I'd list out a few of them that I love.
What role would you play in the zombie apocalypse? A leader? A runner? A sniper? Something else?
Leader and sniper. I'm a great shot with every weapon I've ever used. Leader, because I'm good at it. I hate leading. I hate being in charge of other people. I'm good at it, though, because I understand how to utilize everyone's strengths rather than trying to be an all-knowing dictator. People follow me, and I do not lead them astray, so in a situation as dire as a zombie apocalypse, I'd not hesitate to take charge and protect those I love.
Do people take your advice/opinions seriously?
I guess. I get asked for it a lot, so I assume it is because they take it seriously. Either that or people just really like fucking with me.
I savor hate as much as I crave love Because I'm just a twisted guy Is this the pinnacle, Is this the pinnacle The pinnacle of being alive?http://youtu.be/RAtacHPAHLI