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Who is your celebrity doppelganger?

Depends on who you ask. I have people that I'm constantly compared to, but if I tell someone that I think I look like those same people, I'm told I look nothing like them. It's frustrating.
With that being said, these are the people I've been compared to over the years:
Justin Timberlake
Ryan Phillippe
Shia LaBeouf
and a friend on a message board several years ago posted a link to a porn site that had a guy masturbating with some kind of blowjob simulating contraption that looked like a salad shooter. The guy looked so much like me that my wife and sister honestly thought he was me. I never found out his name.
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Sigh. Just so you know, @qatenc , @qaetnce, @qatnca and any other account (except for @qatnce ) is fake, even they claim to be real. Anyone who will mistake the fakes for me will get automatically unfollowed, because you have to be an idiot to not be capable to tell the difference. Take care.

People would have to be an idiot to mistake people pretending to be someone they don't know as that person that they don't know? o_O
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When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

"Just smile, you dumb son of a bitch. You're the luckiest man on the goddamn planet, and you can't stop sulking for 5 fucking minutes to appreciate it, you self involved cunt."
Some days I think really positive things. Today was not one of those days.
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Favourite book(s)?

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American Gods by Neil Gaiman (I love everything I've read by him, even the forewords he writes for other authors)
Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson
Lamb by Christopher Moore
John Dies At The End by David Wong
The Physics of Immortality by Frank J. Tipler
God-Shaped Hole and How To Kill A Rockstar by Tiffanie DeBartolo
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy [5 book] Trilogy by Douglas Adams
Everything that Dan Wells has written, beginning with the John Wayne Cleaver series.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
Everything that David Sedaris has written (Me Talk Pretty One Day was the most influential for me).
Slaughterhouse-five by Kurt Vonnegut
The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Junky by William S. Burroughs
Until He Comes by K. Dawn Goodwin (I'm actually good friends with this lady, and she's fucking awesome. I'm supposed to make pancakes for her sometime next week)
The Lathe of Heaven by Ursula Guin
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller
and many many more.
I started listing and reviewing books I've read almost two years ago, and never went back to it. I really need to update it again.
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/9403227-jason-caldwell

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Sent to all I follow - I have kik, jody1994x and my IG is williamsmumx so follow/add them if you want

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Done and done. :)
I'm Bufferkiller EVERYWHERE. The one and only.
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Do you consider yourself intelligent? Why / why not?

Yes, but in this weird way where I feel like I'm a total moron, yet I'm almost always positive that I'm the smartest person in every room that I enter. It's an insecure arrogance that I can't quite explain. A core comprised of hypocrisy and narcissism.
I think Gail Sher did a better job than I can, and anything I try to say will simply be stolen from her.
"Writers fight a myriad of internal battles that are difficult to translate to other people. For example, they often have low self-esteem coupled with an odd form of grandiosity (John Barth: “It’s a combination of an almost obscene self-confidence and an ongoing terror.”); they are intelligent but in unmeasurable ways; they are highly skilled yet have difficulty finding congenial work in the world; they are easy-going in their lifestyle yet have unusual and non-negotiable needs; they enjoy people but are fierce about alone time; they are likable but peculiar."— Gail Sher, One Continuous Mistake

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Would you rather watch a movie or read the book about the movie? Why?

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Watch the movie. I love reading, but once a movie based on a book is out, I'm going to hear so much about it that I'm not going to care as much about reading it. People are assholes that take the fun out of everything just so they can say that they did something first.
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Do you think that any kind of afterlife exists?

Not at all. Once you die, that's it. You cease to exist outside of the memories of those still alive.
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Advice : When life gives you every reason to be negative, think of all the reasons to be positive. There's always someone who has it worse :)

I don't compare my life to others. doesn't matter if they have it better or worse, their life isn't my own.
But I do see the positive side of everything. It isn't natural for me, nor is it easy, but I do it anyway.
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No you didn't offend me. That's not my true 'twitter' account. All I can say is what you have written is accurate & I can't argue when I'm confronted with the 'truth'. The reality is I wish I didn't have to hide behind someone I'm not.

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Why do you have to hide? Why can't you just embrace who you are?
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Funny thing is my twitter account is not porn scam. It's actually a secret part of me that no one knows. The content in actuality is absolutely accurate & true based on what men have written me. I'm actually a very educated, intelligent woman. Sometimes sexy does = brains

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When you first asked me to follow you and I clicked on it, it sounded like you were going to be sharing a lot of porn links. I have no idea what you mean by it being both true and accurate (can something be both true and accurate at the same time?) based on what men have written you. What men? What things? I don't see any observational posts or educational comments.
Lots of educated people run porn sites. It's a very lucrative industry.
Sexy does not ever equal brains. Sexy does not mean a lack of brains, but it does not equal them. Nor does being a nerd or geek equal intelligence. The two are just not related. If, for some reason, you were inferring that I do not think attractive women can be intelligent, you've not read any of my answers on here. I've said more time than I can count that I have never met an attractive person that I thought was stupid.
Besides, the pictures you have posted that you say are of you, do not look like they are actually of you, and you never gave me a reason to follow you. You just asked, the same way someone spamming porn would.
I'm sorry if I offended you.

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What are you obsessed with?

I don't think I'm obsessed with anything. I used to be obsessed with tattoos, and for years I was obsessed with sex, but I don't think I have an obsession right now.
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What's your favourite chocolate bar?

I like Reese's Cups. Do they count as a chocolate bar? They'd better, because I fucking love them.
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