Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Potato. See? I can be random too.

Have you seen anything weird lately?

I look at him every morning in the mirror.

How big are your ideal sized breasts? A reference pic would be nice ;3

Enough to bury a cock in between and motorboat.

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Where are you wings, angel?

Hidden away. Not EVERY angel needs wings... but if you MUST see them...

Meow. Meow meow meow. Meow. Meow meow. Meow, meow meow?

Oh, most definitely. Sunsets on the beach to finish off a date is the best feeling and sights in the world.

On a scale from 1 to 10 how weird are you?

What kind of question is that? That's such a small number. Everyone knows I'm above 20, at LEAST.

What do you think about fat assed chubby kittys with big bewbs? ♥♥♥

PM me immediately. I'll tell you aaaall about what I think about them. =///=

Okay, the person below is a dick. I however think you're pretty cool and I wish our schedules would allow us to finally roleplay.

That very much depends on who you are! All this anonymity is scary. Although I will admit I can be cool... at times... well. Again. Depends on who you are.

You are far to boring to be on Ask. Leave and take the rest of f-list with you.

D'aww. Did I hurt your feelings?