We're in a civil partnership, we're batty boys...
I opened it and was instantly greeted with a title that is made up of two words, a space and then an exclamation mark. That space just earned you a dislike and a report young man, I hope you're happy.
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?!
Target practice.
Nadia from big brother.
Because it is, you nosey bugger.
A Guitar, without a doubt.
The only question I haven't asked is being saved.
Dunno, it would have to be someone famous because I don't give a fuck about what I say to people. So I'd probably ask Judy Dench to suck me off.
Playing Guitar, cos I'm a fucking G.
SJH on my left wrist, Newton Faulkners signature on my right wrist, a moustache on my hand, a heart on my right wrist, the deathly hallows on my elbow, Vivian with a big heart on my leg, Lydia on my bum and UN on the inside of my lip.
50K legally obviously, having $150,000 in cash would be utterly stupid, you couldn't buy anything over like $500 and if you got caught with it you'd get about 10 years inside.
18 years and 11 months, 6" 4', Guitar, Gym and Xbox, 6, 30mm ear, tongue and lip.
Saaaaaaaaaafe
xxxxx
It's ok. Miss you too, I promise I'll come Teignmouth this week <3
I don't do detailed! But she's my favourite little cousin, absolutely hilarious and just good to be around! Love her to pieces xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'm well game! Sit on mine first though, so it's not gay..
Hi Bren.
Yeah, it was horrible :( <3
You.
Yeah thanks :)
No, I just have a lot of female friends.
What do you mean by "things"?
I'm not talking about this. It's in the past.