What great quote would you like to share?

English motherfucker, do you speak it?
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Have you ever wished you were a woman?

All the time.

Do you think it would be safe to eat my wardrobe?

Yeah, in small doses.

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Can you make me some food? I'm hungry.

If you were here I probably would, what would you prefer?

that last answer was heroic, your nicer than I thought xxx

Cheers meht. Loads of people think I'm a cunt, it's fine... Because I am most of the time haha xx

hey ho here she goes

COOL!

how many people have you banged? ledash

638976.7

Are you afraid to fly in airplanes?

Nah, I fucking love it.

on ya guitar :D

I always do!

play a song

Elaborate.

im new to this:( could you like some of my answers:/ and ill do the same?:)x x

k e l s
I don't even know you! I'll like your answers when I like them hahaha x
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Thoughts on emily speed?

She ite! The Mily to my Charm and all that xox

What was the last movie that made you think?

Another stupid question, you are always thinking no matter what youre doing. But the last film I watched was Get Him To The Greek.

why do you think your better than everyone else?!

BECAUSE I FUCKING AM! BUH!

IT'S SALLLYYYYY. DUH. ARE YOU STILL THE SAME ADDRESS THING? COS I CAN MESSAGE YOUU :)

Nope :( Facebook me your thingie, I know it's something like cheese.gromit pahaaaaa

dude. Dude. DUDE. WHY YOU NO iPAD MESSAGE ME ANYMORE! YOU SUCK. :)

Give me your message address thing, I lost all my contacts :( Is this Ellie or Sally?

OMG STOP POSTING SO MUCH SHIT ON FACEBOOK!

OMG no.

omfg just read these questions, your answers are hilar charm

Hahahaha, cheers ily!

OMG YOU HAVE DIMPLES!!! <3

I do :)

whats the first thing you notice when talking to girls?

Eyes and smile. I don't give a fuck about the rest.

you make me sick with the way you talk to people. that girl clearly liked you and you shot her down and humiliated her publically

SOZ! My bad.

why only 98%?x

Because when I drink, my standards are non-existent.

you don't even know who I am :/ x

I do. I can say with 98% certainty that I will not have sex with you. SOZ M8

I meant have sex with me like properly. ive been asking you for ages and you never reply :/ x

No.

people that play guitar are hot

Well I technically play 5 guitars, am I hot X 5?

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