Guess who this is

Maya

Would you let me eat you?

That depends on who you are
Liked by: Parker Cates

I'm a pirate.

That's great

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Balls!

Ok
Liked by: Parker Cates

Wizard?

No. I am immortal though

What is the best invention ever?

Toast

What's your penis's name?

I must think about that

What's your opinion on the Ship of Theseus?

What?

When do you say the most dirty things?

Around my friends

Pee pee

No
Liked by: Parker Cates

Would you like to clean my potty?

Sure

Tie yourself to your bed. I'm coming

Alrighty then
Liked by: Parker Cates

What is your opinion of tongues?

They are wet
Liked by: Parker Cates

Is the butt an entry or only an exit?

Only an exit
Liked by: Parker Cates

Do u love 6.9

Love it
Liked by: Parker Cates

I hear d is your favorite letter

It's v

MFK: Parker, kate upton, your mom.

Mom, Kate, parier
Liked by: Blake Morris

I love you!

I love you too!

6.9

That's not even a question

Say se hoy-eh

Se hoy-eh

What time do you usually go to sleep?

Midnight

What up?

I'm watching T.V.

Who do you like?

Hm. Tell you what anonymous person... Ask this same question again un anonymously and I'll answer it

Rank your top 5 best friends at DC.

1. Parker
2. Maya
3. Kevin
4. John
5. Lexi

If life gave you tangerines and asked you to throw them at obamas face, would you?

Yes

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