What is the best thing that has ever happened to you?
:'3
What's the best comfort food?
Tater tots
have you heard of any other apps like chatous?
I don't have to chat to anonymous people when I have fucked-up friends of my own
When was the last time you went to the beach?
Like, ages ago
Did you really use boobs to skip speeding ticket? How?
Well, just on popular demand, I'll tell the whole story. When I was driving down the highway in my pimp-mobil at 120 miles, a cop asked me to stop. As I left all of my papers at home to safeguard my alter-ego as a pimp, I told the cop that I'd show him something nice and asked him to close him eyes. Cross-dressed as I was, I handed him a set of papier-mâché constructed mammary glands glued to a cardboard base. As he held the globular sacks o' love, I sped my way into the setting sun.