Manko
no pls
Kyou ._.
Virgins
:'3
Tater tots
I don't have to chat to anonymous people when I have fucked-up friends of my own
Like, ages ago
Well, just on popular demand, I'll tell the whole story.
When I was driving down the highway in my pimp-mobil at 120 miles, a cop asked me to stop. As I left all of my papers at home to safeguard my alter-ego as a pimp, I told the cop that I'd show him something nice and asked him to close him eyes. Cross-dressed as I was, I handed him a set of papier-mâché constructed mammary glands glued to a cardboard base. As he held the globular sacks o' love, I sped my way into the setting sun.
Date rape?
I'd love to see the expression on people's face when I eat mutton in front of then :')
@_@
Call me maybe?
Anti-feminism
Suffer by Knife Party
Duff
Easily two to three pies
Chrysler Tower. Do I get free Chryslers?
Okay
.-.
One made by Emma Watson
Not sure if ask.fm or my Sunday psychiatrist
Only Hitler can judge me
Fight for your right to party!!!
I'm low on space out here, so I brought what was left to read
The one they put inside Sakura no Ame