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Tie me up and force me to smell your sweaty feet and socks

You're a little odd, aren't you.
p.s I don't have sweaty feet or socks.

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Nah babe big black cock lol, you seem intelligent so I'm guessing that was sarcasm, sexy girl

Ahah I honestly didn't realise that's what it stood for until after I sent the reply, then it caught on

Just suck my bbc ffs

bbc? british broadcasting company? Idk how I feel about sucking on news reporters, they're all a little old tbh.
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Strange! If I had a girlfriend as beautiful, perfect and big chested as you, I wouldn't mind her doing that. End of the day you're still going to be his girlfriend. But I guess that's just my opinion :')

Aww thank you :) But idk he just doesn't want other guys seeing me naked, he should be the only one who see's me naked and stuff, not random guys on the internet. He's a little old fashioned like that and it's cute

Fanks for spoiling the ending.

Spoiling the ending? Dealthy Hallows book has been out since July 21, 2007. The first part of the movie came out November 19th 2010 and Part 2 came out July 7th 2011. If you haven't seen/read it by now then you deserve the ending being spoilt. :-)

He did because 'Arry Spotty was in heaven with Dumblespore and it was all white.

Did you know read the book? Or watch the movie? Lord Voldemort kill the part of himself that was inside Harry. Harry was unconsious and met Dumbledore in his 'dream' or whatever it was. It was white but it then turned into the Kings Cross Station. Harry then said to Dumbledore, ''Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”"
"“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”"
Page 723 I think. Harry then woke up. blah blah blah defeated Voldemort blah blah blah then had 3 kids with Ginny.

Oh wow, you do your makeup really well ^_^ I never tried the single eyelash thing before, may try now I've seen how they turn out :3

They're not expensive to buy, and they stay in forever. They're my best friend now haha :) Thank you!
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Harry Potter's dead.

Um. I'll think you'll find he's alive. He married Ginny Weasley and had 3 kids.
The last line of the book said 'The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.' :)

you have got a ugly face, you arse hole.

That's the best you could come up with? Where's the creativity?
I'm a little disappointed in all honesty. You could do better, I'm sure. Put some effort into it. Add some backbone and witty remarks. That's just pathetic. My fucking dog could come up with a better insult. :')
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