I don't like massages.

Nope however I want one with a happy ending how about you

no. recommendations as to where that actually happens? XD

thankfully no. 😳

Nope

Yes

No.

A friend took me to get a massage. He said I seemed really tense and wanted me to loosen up a bit. So he paid for it and everything and at the end, I found out it was the type of place that would offer happy endings

I wish I could go for a massage.

No