Can they change the Dinosaur Train theme song to "Holy Shit It's a Dinosaur?" (Google it if you aren't familiar with it, it's a typical reaction to seeing a real life dinosaur set to the Jurassic Park theme)
"What is the best song to take a shit to? OOOH. Good question, good question. I would recommend something along the lines of Metallica's Master of Puppets" Are you saying Master of Puppets is a crappy song?