@ClarkeAlice

Alice Clarke

Alice, I don't think you realise how many people would pay to have her just touch them. she's considered a perfect 10 as she has a great personality, great figure and really hot face. she's just FUCKING sexy in general..

Talking about me in third person?

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Anton is a weak gazelle you need to be the cheetah and pounce on dat

That creativity kinda made me crease on its own, not to mention the fact it reminded me of this gem

Do u miss Newstead?

*That feeling when you really need to pee and you run into the bathroom only to find every single cubicle either has no door or the remains of a sandwich down the toilet or some year 8's bloody remains splattered across the room or no lock or, in some cases, no toilet at all and then have to run out and onto the next bathroom* - Only At Newstead
In short, no.

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