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If all your characters were pastries/flavors, what kind would they be and why?

I'm going to go with generic desserts:
Cupcake: a cupcake
Bikky: Ice cream -- Rocky Road ;~;
Annis: Beer. Beer is a dessert, right?
Bweh: FuwaFuwa meringue with a lump of teeth-shattering darkness inside
Enna: one of those weird-tasting, old fashioned candies you find in a fancy punch bowl at Grandma's house
Algis: freshly picked melon (with the dew still on it)
Maria Starlight: expensive chocolate lava cake with a martini glass full of raspberries and blackberries on the side -- from the classy bar ("The 4 Generals") down the street from the office.
Mysterious New Hire: Cheap pudding from the corner store, poured into a fancy-looking serving bowl (actually a knock-off brand).
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Darkcake X Cupcaek OTP ship it like amazon.com

Darkcake definitely loves her onee-chan, but not like that...
She'd be happy with a headpat, a hug, and sleeping in the same bed, though. She'd probably cry if she got it. She's never been spoiled like that.
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Would the templars allow outsiders to join them? Is there an assimilation/conversion process? I want to be a templar.

It's always possible to make a cutting and return a wild plant to the garden... well, return the cutting to the garden, anyway. The old plant will have to be weeded. Muhuhu~❀
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>I want to pass through this world touching nothing | >Kidnaps and molests Snowhorn | that doesn't make sense, Dan. Is there something I missed?

It was an accident! He didn't mean to take her along. And he's trying to find a safe place to dump her... sure, she's kinda cute in her own way.... like a dog... but it's for her own good!
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Even Ginko/Hei can become a bishounen once their hair gets unruffled and wet. YOU BETRAYED US!

Snowhorn thinks he looks weird and gross, though.
No horns, for one thing. Also hairy legs?! And face?! And that awful smell...
This is happens when you don't cull your eggs properly. Nohorn haremnohorns should be thrown out as defective immediately!
Even GinkoHei can become a bishounen once their hair gets unruffled and wet YOU
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You married off Snowhorn to a bishounen?!!?!?! WHY!!!!

He's not a bishounen!
He's more of Ginko-type, from Mushishi (or so I'm told -- I actually haven't watched it). He wants to pass through this world like a ghost... touching nothing, leaving nothing behind. A wanderer that takes everything in stride. That kinda guy.
I should draw a better picture of him -- more frumpy and weather-worn.
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Snowhorn is the closest thing to a worthwhile, likable himehorn, and she's broken, worthless and deserving of rejection by their own cultural standards.

You have the heart of a Templar, anon.
It's a good thing she has Nohorn Husbando to keep her safe from nohorns like you!
Snowhorn is the closest thing to a worthwhile likable himehorn and shes broken
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What do the witches think of people like the cakeist?

Enna: The Cakeist isn't even on her map. She doesn't care.
Southern Witch Apostle: quiet amusement. Might also enjoy the cake.
Algis: PRUNE THE WILD BRANCH
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Anon is insane. || I agree with anon: himehorns are mindless pleasure blobs that thoughtlessly smash other creatures into pulp for their own pleasure. They are cute monsters. The templars are trying to ensure the survival, quality of life, and virtue of all their kind in the face of super-evils.

"..."
Anon is insane  I agree with anon himehorns are mindless pleasure blobs that
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You seem awful defensive about dark cake when you yourself abandoned her. what gives?

It's exactly because I abandoned her, anon. I don't want her to be abandoned again. ;~;
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Did the Great Cakewitch teach any large musclehorns the basics of Cake Quality Control?

Musclehorns don't have to know about cake... they'd rather have fresh meat anyway!
Did the Great Cakewitch teach any large musclehorns the basics of Cake Quality
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>tall and flat sucks | You're just against cute girls who are taller than you, aren't you? Do you hate headpats or what?

No, I am okay with it... but too tall and flat looks weird to me.
Well, until it gets REALLY tall -- like Cibo. Then it's somehow cute again.
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Tall and flat or short and stacked?

: T
Tall and flat sucks. The tall ruins it.
I guess I'll have to go with short and stacked, like a squishy haremhorn.
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When do the himehorns develop KALASHNIKOV technology and show the nohorn bullies the meaning of JUSTICE

Never. ;~;
The most they'll do is lift harder. It's always worked before!
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Sempai, I S-ranked a subsistence mission (C2W) in <2 minutes by using the chopper's minigun. Should I apologize to Kojima now? I feel like a slut

Regret your words and deeds, Espernyan!
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If Sakura helped raise Cupcake how did she lose her good girl status did something happen or was she just a problem child? I always thought Sakura would make a good mother but apparently not?

She's just a child of the times, anon.
That's what I keep telling myself, anyway...
If Sakura helped raise Cupcake how did she lose her good girl status did
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...did she forget your heart, too?|| It's no different than what we do to cows. Himehorns are just as dumb. They can barely read. Where are the himehorn civilizations? Cows have social orders and hold grudges and things too. All I want is a coat made of silken haremhorn skin. I'll kill them quick.

Don't make me use my greatest cakewitch powers on you, anon!!
did she forget your heart too Its no different than what we do to cows Himehorns
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Not so easy to take off and chase a dream once you have kids, a mortgage// What if your parents ran off on vacation forever in random other countries and left a house for you and you don't have any kids or want for one dan?

This is exactly like my chinese cartoons.
I guess I'd wait around for a magical girl to fall from the sky and NTR my non-existent childhood friend.
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