I'm tempted to let you teach me how to make my gf cum by letting you demonstrate on her, man. I wanna watch.

Uhhh. Okay? Lol.

My pussy is wet for you. But you wont give a girl her first time, right? Even if I beg?

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, no.

Is it true your dick was posted on twitter?

I have no idea.

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Do you like lingerie on your girl or on the floor or at all?

I love lingerie. But 9 times outta 10 they're going to be on the floor anyway

Do u prefer anal?

No, but it's rare so I get excited about it.

How many bowls do you have?

3... I just can't find 2 of them.

Do you ever think you're too cocky?

Nope. I'd say I'm a reasonable amount of cocky lol
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If you hate me as a person, would that friendzone me automatically or can I still get the D?

Depends on my level of hatred for you.
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Has surprise anal ever turned out to be a bad idea?

Lots of times. Just not for me.

Why do I want to fuck you so badly?

Because I'm good like that?

What's your fav fruit?

Fiji Apples

Are you a liar

Nope. I tell the truth, especially on twitter because who do I have to worry about judging me? Nobody.

Do you ever feel scared?

That moment when you're hitting a blunt and you see a cop on the side of the road...

Um. You're really cute. How far would you travel to bust a pussy open?

An hour? Maybe a little but more than that. Otherwise you're meeting me half way lol

Have you ever been arrested?

When I was 17, for having two rolled blunts in my truck.

Do you care how many partners your partner has had?

Not at all, mainly because my number is probably higher anyway lol.

Have you ever been with a southern belle?

Nope. Never even been with someone with a southern accent, sadly.

Do you even care about having haters?

Not at all, actually. They kinda get me more followers so keep em coming!
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Do I have to hit it and quit it or can I come back for seconds?

I mean. If the pussy is bomb ill text you again.

Follow me back on twitter dickhead

What's your twitter name shitdick?

How do feel about peaches?

Delicious

I think you're sexy af, can I hit it? :)

Hit it and quit it?
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Why do you fuck all these bitches? Why not just make a glory hole

The only glory hole I want is one that shoves cheesecake and other assorted baked goods into my mouth

You'd really raw dog?

LOL. No. But the other things maybe.

You dont really fist. ...right?

Who the fuck fists?! That shits nasty. Take a fucking joke.

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