First genuine compliment, thank you so very much (yes I know it's sarcasm, calm it)
Are you dating Emily march?
No we aren't dating, you're stupid if you think we are dating. An absolute idiot. Why the fuck would I be dating Emily March? Who the fuck told you this, cause they're producing more shit than a marmite factory. I can confirm that I am not dating Emily March whatsoever. We are married though.
Are you dating Emily?
Emily Tricker is my cousin
You're not even swag
Oh
You're not funny
Oh
Do you feel the need to throw your hands in the air like you just don't care
Just did.
You're so thick dan, sorry to break it
Most of the time I'm being sarcastic or jokey, 99% of the time I'm not being serious and I can assure you, I'm not stupid, although sometimes I pretend to be. Sorry for the defensiveness but yeah
Idk what you're saying so I'm just gonna tell you that I do play flappy bird and I do watch porn, although I have never done both at the same time. There's a first for everything though
Slap head is athey fgs woman
Yes but they both do lack a bit in the hair department