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Beautiful//Christina aguilera

Omg I sang this song and recorded it and put it on YouTube and then I took it off but it's saved and it's just on private. Good song though

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Are you dating Emily march?

No we aren't dating, you're stupid if you think we are dating. An absolute idiot. Why the fuck would I be dating Emily March? Who the fuck told you this, cause they're producing more shit than a marmite factory. I can confirm that I am not dating Emily March whatsoever.
We are married though.

You're so thick dan, sorry to break it

Most of the time I'm being sarcastic or jokey, 99% of the time I'm not being serious and I can assure you, I'm not stupid, although sometimes I pretend to be. Sorry for the defensiveness but yeah
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how r u swag?

How are you, Swag?
If this is a question and you are using my new nickname, "Swag", then yes, I am very well thank you

Flappy? Bird? Like a woman? Gawd you're an idiot

Idk what you're saying so I'm just gonna tell you that I do play flappy bird and I do watch porn, although I have never done both at the same time. There's a first for everything though

When someone first told me they played flappy bird I thought it was a bit weird they told me about their favourite porn stars

Wait, what? I don't understand?

Mr athey told us no one could solve why we live, but we knew Brian can

In utter seriousness, that is an exceptional question posed there by Athey

Emily wanted to be an alpaca once, that was interesting

Alpaca bags? Get it? I'll pack her bags? You know? Ah forget it

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You have way too much time on your hands man

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