Who made the last incoming call on your phone?

me mam

give my pussy a good licking

Thanks for the offer but I've already eaten this morning:3

I wouldn't mind letting you have a go on me gorgeous;)

let me just get my saddle and ill ride you like a blackpool donkey
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Are you a tits or ass man?

I love a girl with abit of junk in the trunk, no but seriously a girl with a nice booty it always nice;)

why do you love sweden so much?

apart from the highly attractive females, they are proven to be the nicest people you will meet and the cities are amazing, I just hate living around chavs and council houses really..
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Do you love your country?

nope its a shit hole, Sweden here i come!

What would you suggest everyone to try?

cocaine it's a great pick me up:)

Where is the coldest place you have ever been and what was the temperature?

the fridge and I dont know

What makes you really mad?

ermmmm I really hate liar, people should be upfront and tell people straight.

What body part do you wash first in the shower?

wouldnt you like to know;)

What’s your motto?

nigga yolo

Would you clone yourself if you could?

no I have respect for the earth and two of me would just make the world a hard place to live in

A your mum joke that's really funny

you see a would give a fuck.. but I gave it to your mum last night.
I have loads of these if you wanna keep going;)

on it with anyone?

I'm on top of ya mam m8 if that counts

do you think you're funny?

m8 I think I'm fucking hilarious
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regret anything?

one time I wish I got a pepsi instead of a coke

UR A HOT CURLY SHIRLEY

Chelsea Mckinlay
DAMN THATS HOT.. DAT BABY
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what is the perfect relationship in your opinion?

sounds gay but I would just love a girlfriend I could be cute with, cute relationships are the best by far!

you're getting alot of hate today haha

I know I feel right popular!
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you codie back on it then?

nah m8

What is the funniest thing you have ever seen?

ur fay lol

haahaha, they're fighting a losing battle and they quite clearly cant hack it, haha;)

Ollie Dobb
hahahaha can't hack it m8;)
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danny ignore the shit stirrer<3

Ollie Dobb
this is the most 'attention' I've got in ages;)<3

thought you said other girls don't show you 'attention'?

soz m8, I got asked if I was awake at 7 o'clock this morning would hardly call that attention.. anyway who even are you crazy anon stalker!?

She wasn't meeting other lads? Because I knew her password& I knew who she was with?.....

well thats what I heard and quite frankly I did believe them and I dont care if you knew her password doesnt really provide clean evidence does it? you could be lying for all I know?

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