What color shoes are you wearing today?

I'm wearing my white fly nikey kicks bro
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Which was the moment when you felt really proud about yourself?

when I was the sperm cell that won
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If you where a wicked tyrant what country would you rule?

Nigeria.. Their accent is cool as shit

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If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?

*change of answer - I would have Justin Bieber sat next to me cause if I was going to die at least I would take that faggot with me to hell

what do you do when you're bored?

dunno just sit and listen to music really

What is your favorite pet’s name?

Fido

Do you remember your first friend?

I've not got no friends:'(
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If you were stranded on a tropical island what 2 things would you want with you?

box of kleenex and some hand lotion

What is your least favorite beverage?

Piss

On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you?

24, cause I'm 2 kwl 4 skool

How did you make your first money?

I was a male gigolo for a couple of weeks then I got promoted to pimp
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Do you play a musical instrument?

I love a good strum on pussy.. the best musical instrument in the world init
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What chocolate is your favorite? 

all chocolate.. it's my favorite thing in the world<3

Do you live at number 1 the welfare?

No I just live on the courts there:)

are you a basketballer?

yea I'm pro like lebron m8
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have you done more than make out babe?

I haven't even made out:/

What celebrity annoys you the most?

Susan Boyle, she is always giving it the big un.

Which exotic place would you love to visit?

Mansfield

What kind of movies do you most enjoy?

the one where the plumber comes round gets me every time
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What is the most heroic thing you’ve ever done?

saved a cat from a tree

What are your hobbies?

sitting on here and pressing the ask a random question button

If you could paint anything what would you paint?

a french girl

If you were famous what would you be famous for?

Lifting bread

What is your favorite way to spend some time alone?

If rather not say.. gotta keep it PG
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Who knows you better than anyone else?

dunno dan probs

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