You know what else is a hard choice?

what?

I want to grow a beard

if you believe in yourself.

Flies are attracted to poop

damn.

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Would you rather lick your shoe or eat school lunches for the rest of your life?

school lunches... mashed potatoe bowl

Mashed potatoes or corn?

mashed potatoes

If you wrote a child's book what would you call it?

flaming anal penetration
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Your face is like a bowl of spaghetti, everyone likes spaghetti!

my face is more like a pile of shit. but thank you mysterious stranger

You have nice socks ✌?️

well thank you?

Have you ever been in love?

yep im pretty sure. but I guess there's no way to tell.

Do you think people deserve a second chance?

if you care about them enough.

Who has been the most important person in your life?

can't say. they'd get upset with me.

Do you believe in 'love at first sight'?

yep.

Do you play an instrument? Which?

guitar. love of my life.

Who will be the next person you will kiss?

noone for a while.

What was the last time you were angry? What happened?

long story. wouldnt tell it in public.

What was the last picture you took with your phone?

What kind of flowers should you give to a girl?

give her kisses instead of flowers. flowers eventually die. the warmth of a loving kiss never leaves the lips.

Would you rather live without TV or music?

without tv

What was your first paid job?

I got tips as an apprentice at a gunshop

It's Saturday! What are you doing today?

hopefully hanging out with a friend

What is the craziest thing you have ever done?

drove around with a 14.5 inch dildo on the hood of the car.

What's your favorite dessert?

just plain old chocolate ice cream

Do you follow your brain or your heart?

fuck hearts. all they lead to is fucking everlasting pain and hate. use your heart and you'll find yourself loving things that are only using you. fuck hearts.

What future invention are you impatiently waiting for?

idk

Whom do you really love?

i know who I love. but I don't know if they love me.

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