Come back. Sleep is for the weak. April 19, 2015 nah son, you wanna talk txt me or snapchat me or something. Otherwise, goodnight uce.
"I, you will notice that I notice you" ??? April 19, 2015 ladies and gentlemen, google translate at its finest
Do you like unicorns? Because they're horny? April 19, 2015 I must be a unicorn because Im always horny
Do you like Game of Thrones? because I like it? Is good pickup line? April 19, 2015 I've never seen it, much like I've never vseen you (eh, how was that one)
Do you like cats? Because I have a pussy April 19, 2015 I actually love cats, and thats nice - good for you
Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you. April 19, 2015 dont make promises you cant keep anon
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart. April 19, 2015 yes. To se it again you'll need to wire $100,000 into a swiss bank account withing 14 hours
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell. April 19, 2015 no Im just wearing too many clothes
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous. April 19, 2015 I'd be the quater pounder mate
You've got something on your butt - my eyes! April 19, 2015 Imgetting sick of replying to these, but Im really trying
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine. April 19, 2015 Fuckin' aye, best thing today
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest girl in the world. April 19, 2015 thats pretty clear by all these pickup lines you've posted. You dont even have to use them, Im cheap as fuck and even easier
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? April 19, 2015 its beard rash, now you know my secret
You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up. April 19, 2015 dis one been said mah nigs
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine. April 19, 2015 I must be coffee because I hate coffee