Come back. Sleep is for the weak.

nah son, you wanna talk txt me or snapchat me or something. Otherwise, goodnight uce.

I can't handle your Japanese

good, because I'm off to bed, goodnight based anon

Do you know what else is at it's finest? You.

ZING!
私はあなたに気づくでしょう、あなたは私にはわかります?

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your sweet sensual breasts are like no other

"I, you will notice that I notice you" ???

ladies and gentlemen, google translate at its finest

Senpai, notice me?

私は、あなたに気づくあなたは私に気づくでしょう

Senpai, notice me?

私は、あなたに気づくあなたは私に気づくでしょう

Do you like unicorns? Because they're horny?

I must be a unicorn because Im always horny

Do you like Game of Thrones? because I like it? Is good pickup line?

I've never seen it, much like I've never vseen you (eh, how was that one)

Do you like cats? Because I have a pussy

I actually love cats, and thats nice - good for you

Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you.

dont make promises you cant keep anon

Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.

that was so I can kidnap it

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

yes. To se it again you'll need to wire $100,000 into a swiss bank account withing 14 hours

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.

I'd be a big mac mate

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.

no Im just wearing too many clothes

I ran out of pickup lines.

oh thank the lord. now maybe you can run into my arms ;)

If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.

I'd be the quater pounder mate

You've got something on your butt - my eyes!

Imgetting sick of replying to these, but Im really trying

This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.

Fuckin' aye, best thing today

You're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.

den cum ere gurl

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest girl in the world.

thats pretty clear by all these pickup lines you've posted. You dont even have to use them, Im cheap as fuck and even easier

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

its beard rash, now you know my secret

You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.

lez maek luv

You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.

dis one been said mah nigs

If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.

I must be coffee because I hate coffee

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