dat nurses costume

Hey! I looked hot, I know this because a drunk indian dude propisitioned me in that dress andtwo old ladies trie to finger blast my asshole

so why is everyone else hating on sam "mayyte"

If you have to ask that I'm dissapointed in you, you obviously don't know him very well...

can i touch your innie....

Hell, if you can find it, you can keep it!

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why you hating on sam mate

#Ididn'tpostthoseimages"mate"

two and a half inches thank you very much. and id be suprised if yours was any bigger.

Mines an innie ;-;

how often do you work?

Every friday and saturday from 6-whenever

having a shitty thursday? remember, youre someones reason to materbate....

That almost made my night, good work Anon.

you is your favourite person/actor at spookers?

Inferring there is one favourite actor/person.
EVERYONE is my favourote person AND actor at Spookers, because its a family and the best work you could ever imagine

snuggle struggle is totes my word mate

Then you must be Sarah.

I am a nigga, and every time i get my dick sucked by a white girl, i close my eyes and if i listen closely, i can her my slave anscestors cheering for me.

Then you remember that its actually the girl giggling at your 2incher.... Poor guy I'm sorry

help me dr dan, my nipple fell off, what should i do!!!

Ductape and sewing needles in the eyes, then you cant see it so yo'll be fine

some girls, they rape so easy

You see anon, this is why bo-one wants to sit at the same lunchtable as you

because

Because why?

If rape is inevitable, why not just sit back and enjoy it

Because sitting back is lazy! Jesus atleast try for a struggle snuggle

who do you like?

Why should I tell you, nosey anon?

what do you prefer? beastiality or necrophilia?

Esse caro es ana se blanos
*trumpets sound*
*party is thrown in my honour*

Yeah, you're right; I've seen you with your shirt off too. Definitely Maybelline.

The truth always hurts

y u no at school

Visiting mah grandad, he's a ledgend

so how about that rim job aye?

I don't have a car m8

your dp is sexxxxaaaayyyyy xoxoxoxo

Ohwhythankyou! Can you roll your eyes into your head anon?

You know you love me, you know you care, just shout whenever, and ill be there......LOL jk nigahiga

>Mfw u r a nigguh

Whats up my main man Dan?

Nothing much, wats up with my awsome anon?

I KNEW CRYSTAL WAS IN THE METH GAME

If you didn't you were a weebitthick

I rule over all shirts and singlets of the land, but not long sleeves...fuck long sleeves

Long sleeves are for kurt cobain and emos

At what point did you realize you were born with it, or was it really Maybelline?

Its mayballine, trust me I've seen me with my shirt off

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