Being dead for 50 years, hopefully.
Sending me a dollar.
Dictionary. Then people wouldn't even know what to ask for when looking up a word.
Realistic. So... pessimistic.
How the hell would I know?
Coke. Because it's not Pepsi.
I would shit so freely. On everything.
Strangling someone might do the trick.
It's never happened, and hopefully never will, so I couldn't say.
Johnathan Mcintosh and Vladimir Putin.
Twitter, video games and being miserable are my usual time killers.
Why are any of us here? Who knows?
People are shit.
Probably something like this.
I'm not 14 years old, so I don't text.
Probably tell them to get the hell away from earth quickly, maybe try back in a few hundred years.
Ethics vary person to person. There is no one universal morality. That depends on your personal opinion. My opinion? Meat is delicious.