I think my penis is the perfect fit for your vagina... where do we go from here?

good lord, i don't have a vagina you muppet

i love you... where do we go from here?

we can go to wales if you want? it's lovely

who are you happy to have in your life?

Katie :) <3

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katie is so lucky

aye anon, she is!

ur dick is huge

i compare it to a tank with it's size and power

How will you celebrate the end of the world?

With a Magners pear cider

Do you want the D?

Nahh, i'm straight!

What do you do with ice?

cool it

Bad dobby

Dobby never meant to kill anyone..Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure

What are your super cheap great gift ideas?

buying stuff off ebay

What do you dream about?

a cheeky bit of porn

Who was the last person you saw?

My Dad... woooooo

How are you "getting the fun"?

By asking her if "She wants the D yet"

yes dave maths man dem

louis mcnaughton
together we will pass maths ;)

OMG u look sooo hot in your uniform i want to fuck the liing shit out of u i loe you soo much ;)

can i squeeze your bum?

Who you fancy?

Katie :) and I pulled her so life is good!

What's the best place to listen to music?

On a bus whilst it's speeding down the road

want a sweetie?

get in my van

remember when u went out with that fatty, beth? even you can do betta than that

ha, that's harsh xD

Opinion on Sophie Howarth?

she seems keen

you're the type of person who would get fucked up the ass in prison... and ask for more

are you willing to deliver? You cheeky queer

no you didnt win. You sat there drinking your energy drink, almost in tears

I drank rockstar and i cried because i wasn't a rockstar

why are you a pathetic little minge repellant that cries when a group of 12 year olds start picking on you

there was only 1 12 year old... anyway you have failed to include that i won

how do you feel about jodie emotionally

I don't have any feelings towards anyone called jodie

you couldnt get laid at a women only prison

I reckon they'd all have turned lesbian by the time i arrive anyway

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