What's something that can always make you feel better?
When people tweet me, I love my followers.
What do you look like right now?
A pregnant transvestite on Meth.
If the whole world were listening, what would you say?
What is the best thing that has ever happened to you?
Not being an overweight fat bitch.
How do you know when you're in love?
When you're horny. Ha!
If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet?
This guy who people call Jesus, who claims to be my Savior. Hot Chicks are my saviors not some man who rides donkeys.
How do you define “smart”?
Justin Bieber retiring, but he really didn't.
What is your zodiac sign?
69.
What's the greatest invention of all time?
Hot Chicks.
Who was the last person you saw?
I'm blind.
What scares you?
Ugly fatties.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Good Looks. ;)~
What do you think about vegetarians?
I don't judge the way people look at food. I judge how bad people are when they can't eat without looking like Honey Boo Boo at a "All you can eat buffet"
What meal was so good that you can't forget it?
Let's see.......... You still there? :)
What would someone have to do to make you dislike them immediately?
Harass my girl. If you do that, I will spam your accounts with Justin Bieber quotes off the web.
What meal do you cook best?
Toast. :)
Where are you at the moment?
Asleep with Mark Henry, and that hand.
What is the most beautiful car?
For a fat guy... it would have to be a Wiener car.
What do you most value in your friends?
I don't value them, I hate them to say the least.
Do you think there is life on other planets?
Yeah Bacteria. Those bitches are everywhere. smh.
What is something you do every single day?
Wank to Ranae Young.
How does the Internet influence your life?
It kills my brain cells. No wonder I'm retarded. Go figure.