Probably the Brothers Grimm version of the fable stories.
How do you usually express your emotions?
I don't.
What personality trait do you admire in other people?
Honesty
What to do on a rainy day?
stay inside and play video games!
Hot tea or ice tea?
No tea at all, eww.
Do you talk to yourself?
All the time, who else am I going to hold a stable conversation wit?
Whats your favorite sportswear brand?
Dont have one!
Why do people kill each other?
To gain experience of course!
What is the one thing you always wanted as a kid, but never got?
Hmm... a lot.
If there were a book about your life, what the cover would look like?
A pile of shiiiiiiiiiiit
What's the most overrated tourist attraction?
All of them?
Do you worry about your future?
Sometimes. But then I just masturbate and I'm relaxed and don't care.
Are antismoking ads effective?
Not really, The people who smoke already know what happens when they smoke. And most people don't care and start smoking anyway, it's a personal choice and honestly non-smoking ads should be removed.
What motivates you?
Being happy.
What's your favorite flavor of bubble gum?
Probably just normal mint flavor.
Should schools offer cash bonuses for good test scores?
No. Schools shouldn't give out money to students.
What two animals, if combined, would make for an awesome animal?
Dog fish!
Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?
I'm a zombie person.
What’s something you should throw away, but can’t?
Fetuses.
Is it wrong to kill animals for human consumption?
IS it wrong when a wolf kills a deer for food? No. So why would it be wrong for a human to do so.