Dillon! Emilee explained you whole appendix situation you've got goin on over there in your hospital bed, and I feel so bad! I hope you feel better ASAP!
So like why did you make your appendix explode and stuff... Seems pretty stupid
Well! I've just always loved explosions. I seriously explode something every twenty minutes! Doesn't matter if it's a car.. building... a toilet (stinking Mexican food..). I need to explode stuff! So I finally thought! 'Hey! I love when things explode right?' then I answer, 'right!' So then I say to myself, 'well why not have an explosion that is apart of you! It's been apart of your life since age three! So why not be APART of you?!' I pondered this a second. Then decided it was the right thing to do. Therefore.. Bang. Exploded appendix.