So like why did you make your appendix explode and stuff... Seems pretty stupid
Well! I've just always loved explosions. I seriously explode something every twenty minutes! Doesn't matter if it's a car.. building... a toilet (stinking Mexican food..). I need to explode stuff! So I finally thought! 'Hey! I love when things explode right?' then I answer, 'right!' So then I say to myself, 'well why not have an explosion that is apart of you! It's been apart of your life since age three! So why not be APART of you?!' I pondered this a second. Then decided it was the right thing to do. Therefore.. Bang. Exploded appendix.
Dillon! Emilee explained you whole appendix situation you've got goin on over there in your hospital bed, and I feel so bad! I hope you feel better ASAP!