It was Jaws: The Revenge so I'd better watch something else in case I die
If you had the power to create one law, what would it be?
I'd make it illegal for a Republican to run for president.
Which Disney character would you like to be for a day?
Sven the Reindeer.
How do you relax at the end of the day?
sex
Would you rather be able to speak any language fluently or have the ability to talk to animals?
Lemme at them animal talkin powers
Which kind of natural disasater scares you the most?
elections
What cheesey song do you have memorized?
I used to know the whole Brenda and Eddie bit from Scenes From An Italian Restaurant. I know all the words to Come On Eileen if by "cheesey" you meant "brilliant artistic tour de force."
WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?
What are what?
Of all your pet-peeves, which is the strangest?
Pop songs whose lyrics encourage reckless driving
What band is your favorite at the moment?
It's still Elvis Costello & the Attractions, but Talking Heads, Graham Parker & The Rumour, and Oingo Boingo are up there as well.
What's the craziest thing you've done for someone you love?
Sung Barry Manilow. Should've seenthat as a warning sign that that would be a bad relationship.
Who is a non-politician you wish would run for office?
What would you do if an elephant were charging at you?
Read "Shooting An Elephant" by George Orwell to either A) scare it off or B) contemplate the folly of White Imperialism and have a friendly discussion with me on the topic after which we will part as equals.